Thu Jan 16 2025
Bug fixes and improvements
Turnip Boy Robs a Bank is a chaotic, hilarious departure from the original game’s Zelda-like structure, pivoting into a fast-paced action-roguelite that feels perfectly suited for mobile. The premise is as ridiculous as ever: you're back in the crime business, teaming up with the Pickled Gang to raid the Botanical Bank. Every run is a frantic race against the clock—you have a limited time to loot as much as possible before the 'gas' kicks in, forcing a tactical retreat to your getaway van.
The combat is snappy and satisfying, with a huge arsenal of wacky weapons (like the literal 'Bread Gun') that you can find or purchase on the dark web. Between runs, you use your stolen cash to buy permanent upgrades, which is where the 'roguelite' progression really shines. The humor is the standout feature here; the dialogue is genuinely funny, and the world is filled with weird vegetable NPCs that make the heist feel more like a comedy sketch than a crime spree. If you enjoyed the first game's wit, you'll love this high-energy follow-up.
Chaotic roguelite gameplay and shooter action
Hilarious characters and witty dialogue
Huge arsenal of wacky, collectable weapons
Permanent upgrades via the Dark Web shop
Vibrant and detailed pixel-art style
You only have a few minutes before the bank fills with gas. Prioritize high-value vaults early in your run and always keep an eye on the path back to the getaway van.
Back at the hideout, use your stolen cash to buy upgrades like a bigger backpack or more health. These permanent boosts are essential for reaching deeper vaults.
While it features the same characters, the story is standalone and the gameplay genre is completely different.
I love the turnip boy games. They have such a fun charm to them. In my personal opinion the first game was more to my speed. I enjoyed the fact that you could go at your own pace and do whatever you want whenever you want. I enjoyed this game more once I got to buy more time, then it did start to feel more like the first one. Still fun nevertheless, and I understand everyone enjoys different things thats why I’m still rating 5 stars. Just because the timer wasn’t for me it was still fun and I did binge it lol.
This game is really good but I am wondering could you guys make a prequel about turnip boy’s dad and how the vegetables rose after the nuke and how he died/ who killed him. Great game overall though 10/10 (edit) I got the last two achievements offline but it didn’t register so do you know how it could get them it’s fashionista and Completionist. Thanks in advance.
as stated in my title, the game works great, even with touchscreen controls. The only problem I have is, aside from the opening team credits with Snoozy kazoo, and then the team members appearing afterward, the intro cinematic doesn’t play. you can still tap and it will go to the title screen, that’s not the problem. It’s just that the intro cinematic won’t play like I said before. It would be nice to see that when I open the game. Great game otherwise. My device I use is an iPad Air 5th Generation.
I am obsessed with this game!! I still have a very big complaint, however. I don’t know why, but I can’t complete the game due to the fact that the credit screen freezes. I have attempted the final boss fight at least five times, and this always happens. It still is great tho!
The Turnip Boy games are PERFECTION! From every little joke to easter egg, to the LORE it’s just pure AWESOME! It seems like a simple lore but in reality it much darker. And for all the people at Snoozy Kazoo YOU GUYS ARE GREAT and I can’t wait for your new game Hobnobbers. And also, isn’t Don Turnipchino the second SO CUTE. 11/10 game. YOU NEED TO PLAY NOW 😡
Really lives up to the name of the first game, Really fun. I had a friend try it, but they did not understand who the characters were talking about most of the time. It still is a really fun game to play (nerf scythe)
One of my favorite mobile games! Both games in the series are worth the money. I especially like the accessibility features, like the extra damage and auto aim. I really enjoyed this game.
I like turnip boy serie! But I can’t really advance forward now because I bought the foodfolk separater and it says sold, but when I returned to the mission it hint me that I did not own the item, so I am stuck :(