Trees Hate You
Do not trust trees!
Ratings
Age
9+
Category
Adventure
Languages
English
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In Trees Hate You, the tables have turned. After decades of deforestation, the trees have decided they've had enough. You play as a confused lumberjack who must survive in a forest that is actively trying to take him out. This is a top-down survival game where you must dodge lunging roots, avoid falling logs, and fend off 'Sentient Saplings.' Use your environment against them—lure a charging Oak into a rock or use a 'Solar Flare' power-up to temporarily daze the foliage. It’s a fast-paced, funny, and surprisingly challenging game that puts a dark-comedy spin on the survival genre.
Dinsun Expert Review
Our Expert Score
I haven't laughed this much at a mobile game in a while. The premise of 'Trees Hate You' is ridiculous, and the game leans into it perfectly. The way the trees suddenly grow eyes and lunges at you is both creepy and hilarious. The physics are also great—watching your lumberjack get launched across the screen by a rogue branch is always funny.
Beneath the humor, there’s actually a really tight survival game. It gets very chaotic very quickly, and you need good reflexes to keep track of all the different threats. It’s a bit like 'Vampire Survivors' but with more focus on active dodging. It’s a great, quirky title that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Features
Unique 'Nature Revenge' Theme
Hilarious Ragdoll Physics
Dozens of Hostile Tree Types
Unlockable Characters and Hats
Tips & Walkthrough
The Willows are the most dangerous—they use their branches like whips. Stay in the center of the clearings. When a shadow appears on the ground, move immediately! That's a falling Redwood that will instantly end your run.
Gameplays
Move your character using a virtual joystick. You don't have a traditional weapon; instead, you collect 'Nature Spirits' that grant temporary powers, like an 'Axe Whirlwind' or a 'Salt Circle' that keeps roots away.
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Q&A
There is an 'Endless Forest' mode for high scores and a 'Season Mode' with specific levels and boss fights (like the Great Sequoia).